Shit happens в разных религиях

maks

05 ноября CE 2004 19:10

В ответ на Shit happens в разных религиях (Люцифер, 05 ноября CE 2004 14:34)

> Taoism: Shit happens.
> Confucianism: Confucius say, "Shit happens."
> Buddhism: If shit happens, it isn't really shit.
> Zen Buddhism: Shit is, and is not.
> Hinduism: This shit has happened before.
> Islam: If shit happens, it is the will of Allah.
> Catholicism: If shit happens, you deserve it.
> Protestantism: Let shit happen to someone else.
> Lutheran: If shit happens, don't talk about it.
> Judaism: Why does this shit always happen to us?
> Calvinism: Shit happens because you don't work.
> Seventh Day Adventism: No shit shall happen on Saturday.
> Stoicism: This shit is good for me.
> Hedonism: There is nothing like a good shit happening!
> Mormonism: God sent us this shit.
> Hare Krishna: Shit happens, rama rama.
> Zoroastrianism: Shit happens half on the time.
> Agnostic: Shit might have happened; then again, maybe not.
> Atheism: I don't believe this shit!
> Nihilism: No shit.

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