Shit happens в разных религиях

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05 ноября CE 2004 14:34

Taoism: Shit happens.
Confucianism: Confucius say, "Shit happens."
Buddhism: If shit happens, it isn't really shit.
Zen Buddhism: Shit is, and is not.
Hinduism: This shit has happened before.
Islam: If shit happens, it is the will of Allah.
Catholicism: If shit happens, you deserve it.
Protestantism: Let shit happen to someone else.
Lutheran: If shit happens, don't talk about it.
Judaism: Why does this shit always happen to us?
Calvinism: Shit happens because you don't work.
Seventh Day Adventism: No shit shall happen on Saturday.
Stoicism: This shit is good for me.
Hedonism: There is nothing like a good shit happening!
Mormonism: God sent us this shit.
Hare Krishna: Shit happens, rama rama.
Zoroastrianism: Shit happens half on the time.
Agnostic: Shit might have happened; then again, maybe not.
Atheism: I don't believe this shit!
Nihilism: No shit.